I'm a male baby-boomer INFJ totally-smitten Aquarian living in the Chicago area. In my daytime persona, I am a writer/illustrator... Totally smitten? Yes; totally taken, as well: I commend you to Babygirl's blog, Nice & Naughty. Your time there will be well-rewarded. Not nearly so beautifully and magically as mine has been, though... I have recently begun exploring Dominance/submission (as a D/) and Kinbaku, specifically, Matanawa ("rope panties")... As you will see, I like female-friendly pornography, especially when it's homemade. I occasionally post reader submissions but don't waste my time: look at what I have posted here first and send me only similar images (or, for that matter, narratives).... Hourglass figures make my heart race (honest to God: my pulse rate increases)... If you ask me "Does this make my ass look big?" I had damned well better be able to answer "Yes." I also like naked women on bicycles, the rust-turquoise-sand-white colors of Mexican paintings, librarians, ballerinas, Billie Holiday, steampunk, fountain pens, Larado Taft, Edgar Allan Poe, tennis, and, of course, Marilyn. I think Alfred Cheney Johnston was the greatest photographer of women in the history of the medium... Bogart & Bacall got it right --in their movies and in their lives... I get up every morning and thank Bruce Springsteen for fulfilling the promise of his October 27, 1975 Time and Newsweek covers --beyond our wildest hopes... I'm not overly enamored of Lucille Ball, Bette Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Madonna, Pink Floyd, tattoos, or piercings... I lament that my country has lost its way; when I was a young man, we had so much promise. That we are unable to pass that on to our children is the overriding tragedy of my generation... Occasionally, I alter pictures to improve their quality. Sorry if you don't like that; you should have done it yourself first... If you don't love women, your time here will be wasted... The images here are decidedly NSFW... If you were born after this date in 1995, don't even think about viewing them.

13th May 2013

Photo reblogged from Books and Art with 16 notes

books0977:

That Naughty Waltz or Take me in your arms again and waltz, and waltz, and waltz. Sol P.Levy. Edwin Stanley. Chicago: Forster Music Publisher Inc., copyright 1920.
First Line: Hold me tightly, swing me lightly, to that naughty waltz.
First Line of Chorus: Oh play again that naughty waltz and play it soft and low.

The waltz was a scandalous dance when it was introduced. A character in one 1771 German novel fumes “But when he put his arm around her, pressed her to his breast, cavorted with her in the shameless, indecent whirling-dance of the Germans and engaged in a familiarity that broke all the bounds of good breeding—then my silent misery turned into burning rage.” The waltz was popular in Vienna by the 1780s, though, and quickly spread to other countries but it apparently remained controversial for decades: the 1825 Oxford English Dictionary described it as “riotous and indecent.” We probably can safely assume that few Chicagoans viewed it as “naughty” by 1920, though.

books0977:

That Naughty Waltz or Take me in your arms again and waltz, and waltz, and waltz. Sol P.Levy. Edwin Stanley. Chicago: Forster Music Publisher Inc., copyright 1920.

First Line: Hold me tightly, swing me lightly, to that naughty waltz.

First Line of Chorus: Oh play again that naughty waltz and play it soft and low.

The waltz was a scandalous dance when it was introduced. A character in one 1771 German novel fumes “But when he put his arm around her, pressed her to his breast, cavorted with her in the shameless, indecent whirling-dance of the Germans and engaged in a familiarity that broke all the bounds of good breeding—then my silent misery turned into burning rage.” The waltz was popular in Vienna by the 1780s, though, and quickly spread to other countries but it apparently remained controversial for decades: the 1825 Oxford English Dictionary described it as “riotous and indecent.” We probably can safely assume that few Chicagoans viewed it as “naughty” by 1920, though.

Tagged: dancewaltzsheet musichistorychicago

8th April 2013

Photo reblogged from Facts and Chicks with 232 notes

factsandchicks:


The Ottoman Empire was still in existence the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
source


Don’t remind us…

factsandchicks:

The Ottoman Empire was still in existence the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

source

Don’t remind us…

Tagged: cubsbaseballfacts and chickshistory

8th April 2013

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aclassofasin:

calumet412:


Seasons Greetings from the Cubs, 1962, Chicago.


YES!!!! The Cubbies rule! Awesome post here… Maybe it’s a sign 2013 is our year?!?!?

To commemorate the Cubs’ 2013 home opener. The most hopeful day of the year for us Chicagoans…

aclassofasin:

calumet412:

Seasons Greetings from the Cubs, 1962, Chicago.

YES!!!! The Cubbies rule! Awesome post here… Maybe it’s a sign 2013 is our year?!?!?

To commemorate the Cubs’ 2013 home opener. The most hopeful day of the year for us Chicagoans…

Tagged: historyvintageautocubschicagoneonnight

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18th March 2013

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A favorite bondage fantasy. While considering the mechanics of such a scenario, it occurred to me that I had only a vague conception of the dimensions involved. It turns out that those tracks are four feet eight-and-one-half inches apart, center-to-center. The rest of our story comes from truthorfiction.com:
“Where did the four-foot, eight-and-a-half-inch standard originate? Gabriel says it was from a Englishman named George Stephenson. Carts on rails had been used in mines in England for years, but the width of the rails varied from mine to mine since they didn’t share tracks. Stephenson was the one who started experimenting with putting a steam engine on the carts so there would be propulsion to pull them along. He had worked with several mines with differing gauges and simply chose to make the rails for his project 4-foot, eight [and one-half] inches wide.  “Interestingly, the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch width has not always been the standard in the U.S. According to the Encyclopedia of American Business History and Biography, at the beginning of the Civil War, there were more than 20 different gauges ranging from 3 to 6 feet, although the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch was the most widely used. During the war, any supplies transported by rail had to be transferred by hand whenever a car on one gauge encountered track of another gauge and more than 4,000 miles of new track was laid during the war to standardize the process. Later, Congress decreed that the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch standard would be used for transcontinental railway.”
Only McGyver would be able to use that information to help our damsel in distress. Poor thing, she looks absolutely fraught with anguish.

A favorite bondage fantasy. While considering the mechanics of such a scenario, it occurred to me that I had only a vague conception of the dimensions involved. It turns out that those tracks are four feet eight-and-one-half inches apart, center-to-center. The rest of our story comes from truthorfiction.com:

“Where did the four-foot, eight-and-a-half-inch standard originate? Gabriel says it was from a Englishman named George Stephenson. Carts on rails had been used in mines in England for years, but the width of the rails varied from mine to mine since they didn’t share tracks. Stephenson was the one who started experimenting with putting a steam engine on the carts so there would be propulsion to pull them along. He had worked with several mines with differing gauges and simply chose to make the rails for his project 4-foot, eight [and one-half] inches wide.  

“Interestingly, the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch width has not always been the standard in the U.S. According to the Encyclopedia of American Business History and Biography, at the beginning of the Civil War, there were more than 20 different gauges ranging from 3 to 6 feet, although the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch was the most widely used. During the war, any supplies transported by rail had to be transferred by hand whenever a car on one gauge encountered track of another gauge and more than 4,000 miles of new track was laid during the war to standardize the process. Later, Congress decreed that the 4-foot, eight-and-a-half inch standard would be used for transcontinental railway.”

Only McGyver would be able to use that information to help our damsel in distress. Poor thing, she looks absolutely fraught with anguish.

Tagged: railroadhistoryengineeringmacgyverTVboundtrimmed

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6th February 2013

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American soldier and his English girlfriend on lawn in Hyde Park, one of the favorite haunts of US troops stationed in England, photo by Ralph Morse, London, May 1944

American soldier and his English girlfriend on lawn in Hyde Park, one of the favorite haunts of US troops stationed in England, photo by Ralph Morse, London, May 1944

Tagged: historyromanticvintageembrace

Source: dormio

19th December 2012

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I wonder if this was the inspiration for Henry Fox Talbot to invent the photographic negative in 1841.

I wonder if this was the inspiration for Henry Fox Talbot to invent the photographic negative in 1841.

Tagged: spankinghandprintasscmnfhistory

Source: paradox-mind

21st November 2012

Photo reblogged from maybe.lisa with 146 notes

The library of Alexandria.

The library of Alexandria.

Tagged: historylibrary

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25th August 2012

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farewellfaircruelty:

“There’s a starman waiting in the sky”
Neil Armstrong (5th August 1930 - 25th August 2012)

farewellfaircruelty:

“There’s a starman waiting in the sky”

Neil Armstrong (5th August 1930 - 25th August 2012)

Tagged: spacehistory

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11th July 2012

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Her next move should be sitting on it with her pants around her ankles.
As is so often the case, young women today can take things for granted because of the strides made for them by women in previous generations. Case in point: The platens on many early photocopiers shattered when ladies used them after hours to make naughty pictures of their butts. This happened so often that they were redesigned with thicker glass. Viva feminism!

Her next move should be sitting on it with her pants around her ankles.

As is so often the case, young women today can take things for granted because of the strides made for them by women in previous generations. Case in point: The platens on many early photocopiers shattered when ladies used them after hours to make naughty pictures of their butts. This happened so often that they were redesigned with thicker glass. Viva feminism!

Tagged: photocopierhistoryhumor

Source: trophywivesclub

3rd July 2012

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whataboutbobbed:

Audrey Munson (June 8, 1891 – February 20, 1996) was an American artist’s model and film actress, known variously as ‘Miss Manhattan’, ‘the Exposition Girl’, and ‘American Venus’. She was the model or inspiration for more than 15 statues in New York City and appeared in four silent films

Oh, my God —I’m looking at a sculpture of her here on my desk! I never knew who the model was. A little research tells me that Audrey Munson was also the model for two U.S. coins and was the first woman to appear nude in a film (Inspiration in 1919). Later in life, a landlord fell in love with her and murdered his wife to be available for her. The scandal effectively ended her career. She lived to the age of 104.

whataboutbobbed:

Audrey Munson (June 8, 1891 – February 20, 1996) was an American artist’s model and film actress, known variously as ‘Miss Manhattan’, ‘the Exposition Girl’, and ‘American Venus’. She was the model or inspiration for more than 15 statues in New York City and appeared in four silent films

Oh, my God —I’m looking at a sculpture of her here on my desk! I never knew who the model was. A little research tells me that Audrey Munson was also the model for two U.S. coins and was the first woman to appear nude in a film (Inspiration in 1919). Later in life, a landlord fell in love with her and murdered his wife to be available for her. The scandal effectively ended her career. She lived to the age of 104.

Tagged: vintagehistoryaudrey munson

16th May 2012

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Table belonging to Catherine the Great.

Table belonging to Catherine the Great.

Tagged: arteroticacatherine the greathistory

22nd March 2012

Photo reblogged from The Ways of A Man With A Maid... with 244 notes

I wonder how long that “lifetime membership” lasted.

I wonder how long that “lifetime membership” lasted.

Tagged: humorhistorycomputerserotica

Source: trashcanland

30th January 2012

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Pornography has always been a driving force in the technological development of photography (and later, movies and home video). Here is a prime example from 1855. Photography was invented, more or less, around 1840, so it obviously didn’t take long for men to realize the graphic potential of the medium. This young lady was, no doubt, in the lustful dreams of American soldiers fighting in the Civil War. Suddenly, those young men had access to pornographic delights that before then had been unavailable even to kings.

Pornography has always been a driving force in the technological development of photography (and later, movies and home video). Here is a prime example from 1855. Photography was invented, more or less, around 1840, so it obviously didn’t take long for men to realize the graphic potential of the medium. This young lady was, no doubt, in the lustful dreams of American soldiers fighting in the Civil War. Suddenly, those young men had access to pornographic delights that before then had been unavailable even to kings.

Tagged: historypinupcivil warbeadsflowersspreadmona lisa smile

18th December 2011

Photo reblogged from Eros Art with 212 notes

Beauty Revealed, 1828, by Sarah Goodridge. Goodridge was a self-taught artist in Boston when Daniel Webster sat for a portrait by her early in his career. Despite being a married man, a father, and an ambitious politician, a romance blossomed between them that lasted twenty-five years. Beauty Revealed was a self-portrait painted for him in Sarah’s fortieth year, following the death of his wife.
This painting is a miniature about the size of a Post-it Note. It was found among Webster’s possessions when he died in 1852. Sarah Goodridge died the following year. Read more of their story at http://twonerdyhistorygirls.blogspot.com/2011/04/shocking-beauty-revealed-sarah.html

Beauty Revealed, 1828, by Sarah Goodridge. Goodridge was a self-taught artist in Boston when Daniel Webster sat for a portrait by her early in his career. Despite being a married man, a father, and an ambitious politician, a romance blossomed between them that lasted twenty-five years. Beauty Revealed was a self-portrait painted for him in Sarah’s fortieth year, following the death of his wife.

This painting is a miniature about the size of a Post-it Note. It was found among Webster’s possessions when he died in 1852. Sarah Goodridge died the following year. Read more of their story at http://twonerdyhistorygirls.blogspot.com/2011/04/shocking-beauty-revealed-sarah.html

Tagged: historypaintingartsarah goodridgedaniel websterbreasts

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8th December 2011

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On this day in 1980, John Lennon was shot and killed by David Chapman.

Singer, songwriter, artist, activist, and pop star… Popular culture has  rarely seen a talent as endlessly captivating as John Lennon. Before  being shot dead by an obsessed fan in New York City in 1980, Lennon  enjoyed enormous commercial and critical success with history’s most  famous rock band, The Beatles.
Pictured: John and Yoko pose in December 1968. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot,” he said.
(see more — John Lennon & Yoko Ono)

On this day in 1980, John Lennon was shot and killed by David Chapman.

Singer, songwriter, artist, activist, and pop star… Popular culture has rarely seen a talent as endlessly captivating as John Lennon. Before being shot dead by an obsessed fan in New York City in 1980, Lennon enjoyed enormous commercial and critical success with history’s most famous rock band, The Beatles.

Pictured: John and Yoko pose in December 1968. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot,” he said.

(see moreJohn Lennon & Yoko Ono)

Tagged: john lennonhistorybeatlesyoko ono

Source: life