If you don't love women, your time on this site will be wasted... I'm a right-handed, male baby-boomer INFJ Aquarian in the Chicago area. In my daytime persona, I am a writer/illustrator... I continue exploring the mysterious and mysteriously counterintuitve world of Dominance/submission (as a D/) --surely one of the most magical experiences of my life... I sometimes dabble in Kinbaku (specifically, Matanawa)... As you will see, I enjoy female-friendly pornography, especially when it's homemade. On rare occasion, I post reader submissions.... Hourglass figures make my heart race (honest to God: I think my pulse rate increases!)... I also like librarians, erotic art, the rust-turquoise-sand-white colors of Mexican paintings, ballerinas, summer, spanking, Jim Morrison, Billie Holiday, steampunk, fountain pens, Brian Wilson, Larado Taft, Edgar Allan Poe, Patti Smith, tennis, Bettie Page, Sophia Loren, and, of course, Marilyn. A naked woman on a bicycle? Pretty much an instant reblog and if you can successfully invoke the sense of smell in an erotic image, I will publicly declare you a genius... I consider Alfred Cheney Johnston the greatest photographer of women in the history of the medium... Occasionally, I alter pictures to improve their quality. Sorry if you don't like that; you should have done it yourself... Bogart & Bacall got it right --in their movies AND in their lives... I get up every morning and thank Bruce Springsteen for fulfilling the promise of his October 27, 1975 Time and Newsweek covers --beyond anyone's wildest hopes... I'm not overly enamored of Lucille Ball, Bette Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Madonna, Pink Floyd, tattoos, or piercings... I lament that my country has lost its way. When I was a young man, we had SO much promise. That we are unable to pass that on to our children is the overriding tragedy of my generation. In history books, the monstrous atrocities of VietNam and Watergate that my father's generation visited upon us will pale in comparison to the wasteland we are leaving our children... Finally and most importantly: The images here are decidedly NSFW so if you were born after this date in 1996, don't even THINK about viewing them. I'm serious about this: I don't make the rules but I do follow them. Besides, you have FAR better things to be doing with your adolescence than looking at sites like Dazzledent. Go start a revolution.

26th July 2014

Video reblogged from a journal for my husband

How to saber a champagne bottle. Don’t try this at home. 

Source: Copyright © 2014 Alton Brown

Love that guy!

Tagged: alton browndon't try this at homechampagnevideo

Source: art-of-swords

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Noiredesire

"Your champagne, Sir."

"Your champagne, Sir."

Tagged: D/slarge breastschampagne

Source: dianehunter

30th May 2014

Photo

Eugene Reunier.

Eugene Reunier.

Tagged: eugene reunierclowncmnfshrinerbent overchampagne

19th May 2014

Photo reblogged from Masterful Erotic Bedroom Art

After the party. [Apollonia Saintclair]

After the party. [Apollonia Saintclair]

Tagged: apollonia saintclairpen and inkdrawingartautochampagne

Source: apolloniasaintclair

2nd May 2014

Photo reblogged from Women & Wine

Jacqueline Bisset in Casino Royale, 1967.

Jacqueline Bisset in Casino Royale, 1967.

Tagged: man's shirtjacqueline bissetchampagnemoviesjames bondvintage1960s

Source: olivier-serrano

31st December 2013

Photo reblogged from Pretty Pandemonium

tickled-pink1:


Your drink Sir?

tickled-pink1:

Your drink Sir?

Tagged: champagnecuntspreadshavednew year's evemessylace

Source: fapngo

14th October 2013

Photo reblogged from Belles d'amour

Champagne. 

Champagne. 

Tagged: champagnelow-keywinebubbles

17th September 2013

Photo reblogged from No Frills, No Chills

nofrillsretro:

Lusty Au Pair with Anne Magle

nofrillsretro:

Lusty Au Pair with Anne Magle

Tagged: vintage1970swinechampagnecockballssmall breastsanne magle

13th August 2013

Photo reblogged from Holden-and-Camille.com | twosexy.tumblr.com

twosexy:

Champagne?
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twosexy:

Champagne?

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Tagged: champagnefeetholden and camille

12th February 2013

Photo reblogged from Nice & Naughty

I’m going to try this.
Soon.

I’m going to try this.

Soon.

Tagged: asswinechampagnebent over

Source: nichotina

17th December 2012

Photo reblogged from Callipygean / Callipygian Quest

Kinda crude, kinda stupid, I know.
But, still, kinda lovely, too.

Kinda crude, kinda stupid, I know.

But, still, kinda lovely, too.

Tagged: big assbent overwinechampagneglasssmileprofile

10th July 2012

Photo reblogged from UNDERVIEW

Vesuvius.

Vesuvius.

Tagged: champagnecloseupwet

21st February 2012

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Exquisite textures. I can see how that story about the champagne glass having been inspired by the shape of Marie Antoinette’s breasts could be entirely plausible.

Exquisite textures. I can see how that story about the champagne glass having been inspired by the shape of Marie Antoinette’s breasts could be entirely plausible.

Tagged: hanging breastsshort hairgoosebumpstexturechampagnemarie antoinetteperfect breastssunlight

23rd January 2012

Photo reblogged from Whips and Chains

"Would you like a glass of champagne?" she asked.
"Please," he replied. She smiled and disappeared into the crowd. She seemed to be gone longer than necessary but finally she returned carrying two champagne flutes. He thought it odd that she held them up to the light as if comparing them. Smiling, she handed him the one in her right hand and, standing on her tiptoes, whispered something to him over the noise in the room.
"Really?" he said, as if in disbelief. He then held the flute up to the light and then, slowly, began to smile. No one noticed his knowing glance.
Nor did they notice that he held the flute carefully near the rim or that he periodically held it up to the light or that he politely insisted on keeping the same one the entire evening.
Or, after the party was over, that they held hands and giggled like kids on the way to their car.

"Would you like a glass of champagne?" she asked.

"Please," he replied. She smiled and disappeared into the crowd. She seemed to be gone longer than necessary but finally she returned carrying two champagne flutes. He thought it odd that she held them up to the light as if comparing them. Smiling, she handed him the one in her right hand and, standing on her tiptoes, whispered something to him over the noise in the room.

"Really?" he said, as if in disbelief. He then held the flute up to the light and then, slowly, began to smile. No one noticed his knowing glance.

Nor did they notice that he held the flute carefully near the rim or that he periodically held it up to the light or that he politely insisted on keeping the same one the entire evening.

Or, after the party was over, that they held hands and giggled like kids on the way to their car.

Tagged: champagneglasscuntcloseupspread

Source: playfulimp

31st December 2011

Photo reblogged from ALL YOU CAN EAT

Just a thought in keeping with the occasion…

Just a thought in keeping with the occasion…

Tagged: blowjobchampagneblonde

Source: cumfaced